the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I am full of burrito and curiosity
well most of my day revolves around power hour
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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