Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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