Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I am naked and annoyed.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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