Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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