so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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