this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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