Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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