sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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