Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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