I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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