So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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