People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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