4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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