This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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