Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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