I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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