Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize