Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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