That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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