He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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