Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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