how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
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Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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