do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You almost got us killed.
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FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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