where am i from again
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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