Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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