Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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