It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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