Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Is it penis luge time yet?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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