watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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