So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
either way he was missing a nipple.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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