If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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