Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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