I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I miss vodka workout Fridays
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
