I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She announced her abortion via fbk
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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