Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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