Nicole vs. Life
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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