i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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