Kiss
Puke
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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