the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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