What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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