He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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