she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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