We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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