u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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