love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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