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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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