its not stalking. its research.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
