Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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