College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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