He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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