party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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