someone threw a dead crab at me
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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