True but thats because hes a fetus.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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