just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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