my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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