Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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