she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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