would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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